Friday, February 8, 2008

5 questions for the week

1. what are super delegates and can they fly?
2. how can Eli Manning pass with so much confidence while making such a pouter face?
3. is it too late for a new year's resolution?
4. who does Osama Bin Laden want for president?
5. what does St. Valentine think of his day?

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. what are super delegates and can they fly?

Sure they can, I mean how do they get from state to state so easily. I hear they have Angel dust they sprinkle on their backs and wings appear.

2. how can Eli Manning pass with so much confidence while making such a pouter face?

Really? Isn't it obvious? He's a robot of course, and robots don't show emotion.

3. is it too late for a new year's resolution?

It's not to late to form one, and it's not to late to fail one.

4. who does Osama Bin Laden want for president?

Himself of course, I mean, he doesn't like McCain or Hilary, and Oprah loves him... wait a... oh, I mean... awkward.

5. what does St. Valentine think of his day?

It must have really sucked for him to be single in his youth on this day.

Anonymous said...

1. Super delegates can't fly. They float...wisely, above us all.

2. Pouter faces come from directly from Sourpatch Kids. Why do you think he looks so much happier on the sidelines?

3. No way. I don't want to fail this one, I'm resolving to blog more oft

4. The alpha-goat in his cave.

5. He doesn't care about it--he just wants to give out those Muppet Babies cards with heart candies.

 
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