why is The Biggest Loser two hours long?
can a sneeze possibly feel any better?
can I say no to springing forward?
how good do I have to be to get a one-bedroom apartment in heaven?
can an Irish girl win American Idol?
Friday, March 14, 2008
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Nope. Second only to a mansion in heaven.
Sure. You can even say no to New Year's. I'm still living in the Fall of 1997 and feel great.
Not very good, the housing market is down.
Just as long as she does a traditional gig to win my vote.
why is The Biggest Loser two hours long?
Because the Biggest Winner is three hours long.
can a sneeze possibly feel any better?
Member that time you were doing lines of Blue Magic, and you sneezed and it shot into the air and we all breathed it in... ha... good times. So only if you were, like, doing lines of gold...
can I say no to springing forward?
Springing Forward: "Hey, how are you today?" You: "No." (That's how it would go if you did)
how good do I have to be to get a one-bedroom apartment in heaven?
Any question about faith and heaven, all I can tell you to do is seek out the singing midget in the wheel chair. Her melodic singing will answer your question while chilling you to the bone.
can an Irish girl win American Idol?
That's like saying a woman can be elected presid... oh... well, than yes... it could happen. Wait? Irish? Oh, no, sorry that would require a black person to be elected pres... oh... well, than yes... it could happen. Wait? Irish and a girl? That's like saying a 76 year old white guy in favor of war would get elected as presid... oh... (*&%^))*(. Never Mind.
Can you say no to springing forward? Yes. Only know that when you deliver a joke onstage the audience will have already laughed an hour earlier at it...so don't feel bad if they don't laugh then.
Also, if heaven is like LA then you are screwed on the one bedroom apt. However, if it is like Texas you can get one for just choosing not to pee on your neighbor's lawn.
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