5 Questions From 5 Cent

1. The Beijing Olympics are facing scrutiny and protests. What's the best theme song for the Olympic torch tour?
A. "This Little Light of Mine" classic Gospel song
B. "Red Light Special" (dirty version) by TLC
C. "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel
D. Other (please submit your own... results will be posted)

2. Based on question number 1... will China now ban this website?

3. Which sounds more like a swear word: "Magenta" or "cuckold"?

4. In the history of the world, has there ever been anything more ironic than the cast of a show called "American Idol" collectively singing a song called "Shout to the Lord" on the FOX network? Was that not the strangest thing that has happened in the last ten years? Was your jaw still attached to your face the next day? Because mine wasn't... I mean, ya know, that was... that was just... it was just so weird, ya know? I mean, I can't even... I don't even have the words to... it was just the strangest thing ever. It was like the devil stared me in the eye and asked to have a tickle fight... but creepier.

5. If you are alone in a dirty public restroom do you wash your hands or just leave? (principle vs. appearance?)