tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58356073847910057.post8732885185271973983..comments2008-03-24T23:08:48.887-07:00Brian Watkinshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11110429493518415486noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58356073847910057.post-42736495760767033282008-03-24T19:41:00.000-07:002008-03-24T19:41:00.000-07:00

Can you say no to springing forward? Yes. Only know that when you deliver a joke onstage the audience will have already laughed an hour earlier at it...so don't feel bad if they don't laugh then.<BR/><BR/>Also, if heaven is like LA then you are screwed on the one bedroom apt. However, if it is like Texas you can get one for just choosing not to pee on your neighbor's lawn.

Beekihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02665495327799173690noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58356073847910057.post-42787476439774200272008-03-17T22:54:00.000-07:002008-03-17T22:54:00.000-07:00

why is The Biggest Loser two hours long?<BR/><BR/>Because the Biggest Winner is three hours long.<BR/><BR/>can a sneeze possibly feel any better?<BR/><BR/>Member that time you were doing lines of Blue Magic, and you sneezed and it shot into the air and we all breathed it in... ha... good times. So only if you were, like, doing lines of gold...<BR/><BR/>can I say no to springing forward?<BR/><BR/

Merlinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58356073847910057.post-62566478340225482722008-03-15T13:57:00.000-07:002008-03-15T13:57:00.000-07:00

Weighing in takes awhile.<BR/><BR/>Nope. Second only to a mansion in heaven.<BR/><BR/>Sure. You can even say no to New Year's. I'm still living in the Fall of 1997 and feel great.<BR/><BR/>Not very good, the housing market is down.<BR/><BR/>Just as long as she does a traditional gig to win my vote.

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